Thursday, September 6, 2012

They Call Me Gluten Pete





They call me Gluten Pete,
I’m the king of all things wheat.

When I play my breadbox I go, 

Bread bready boom, bread bready boom.



Yes sir, I’m Gluten Pete.
Without me no meal is complete.

When I shake my buns everything goes,

Bread bready boom, bread bready boom

.

The senorita, like the chips with margarita
.
It’s very sweet, this wheaty treat,

And when they eat it they begin a happy grin so satisfying

Munchin’ a chip, smothered in dip.



So if you like wheat to eat,
Take a lesson from Gluten Pete,

And I’ll teach you to bread bready boom, bread bready boom.



They call me Gluten Free,
I’m the queen of the no-wheat treat
.
When I crack a snack, nothing goes

Bread bready boom, bread bready boom.



Excuse me, gluten dude, (yes ma’am)
.
I’m chasin’ gluten outta all my food.

I feel better when my diet’s not going

Bread bread bready boom, bread bready boom

 



Si, Gluten Free-a,
I know that you will miss the bready boom chicky.

Eat every crumb, so full of yum.
But with or without the wheat,
We’ll just agree to disagree.

When you’re gluten-free, just more for me.
Ai yi yi!


 


THE DAILY SCALEY
Ten pound loss in one day! (yes, it's because
I wrote down number wrong yesterday;
why can't you let me have my little victories?)

6 comments:

  1. Gluten is Latin for "glue"... GLUE. Who here wants to willingly eat glue? Debbie Goldstein used to in 3rd grade, well, she was 'encouraged' to do so; but I think she liked it. Other than her, anyone?

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  2. :-)! Sorry I called you out yesterday - hey, I did not want you to have to lose that all over again! ;-)

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  4. I don't much like carbs. But what really helps me maintain is your blog, Jack, and great posts like this.

    I'm glad you're back to feeling better.

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  5. Oh I wish I didn't love bread so much....

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