They call me Gluten Pete,
I’m the king of all things wheat.
When I play my breadbox I go,
Bread bready boom, bread bready boom.
Yes sir, I’m Gluten Pete.
Without me no meal is complete.
When I shake my buns everything goes,
Bread bready boom, bread bready boom .
The senorita, like the chips with margarita .
It’s very sweet, this wheaty treat,
And when they eat it they begin a happy grin so satisfying
Munchin’ a chip, smothered in dip.
So if you like wheat to eat,
Take a lesson from Gluten Pete,
And I’ll teach you to bread bready boom, bread bready boom.
They call me Gluten Free,
I’m the queen of the no-wheat treat .
When I crack a snack, nothing goes
Bread bready boom, bread bready boom.
Excuse me, gluten dude, (yes ma’am) .
I’m chasin’ gluten outta all my food.
I feel better when my diet’s not going
Bread bread bready boom, bread bready boom
Si, Gluten Free-a,
I know that you will miss the bready boom chicky.
Eat every crumb, so full of yum.
But with or without the wheat,
We’ll just agree to disagree.
When you’re gluten-free, just more for me.
Ai yi yi!
THE DAILY SCALEY
Ten pound loss in one day! (yes, it's because
I wrote down number wrong yesterday;
why can't you let me have my little victories?)
I wrote down number wrong yesterday;
why can't you let me have my little victories?)
