Dreaming of You (and Cupcakes) by Dixon Hand
A Yearning for Calorie-Burning by Ben Down
Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry You Ate The Entire Wedding Cake by Emmerson Niceuns
Minimizing My Waistline, Maximizing My Manhood by B.A. Ware
Moonlight & Moon Pies by Amanda Lay
Ravishing Radishes by Sharon A. Burger
The Mistress Who Liked Fitness by Helen Bed
Kegels & Kettlebells by Phil McAvity
Naked Zumba by Seymour Bush
Sweet Awakening by Candy Barr
Fryer Desire by Chris P. Bacon
A Kiss Before Dieting by Sheila Blige
Lat’s Do It by Arya Reddy
A Fetish for Lettuce by Bess Eaton
Toss My Salad by May Ann Naze
Nice Snatch! A Kettlebell Love Story by Mona Little-Moore
Loving Myself At Any Size by Ty Malone
The Horny Personal Trainer by Pat McCann
Check Out That Hot Piece of Kale by Olive Hoyl
The Coquette Who Loved Croquettes by Corey Ander
Raw Almondisiacs by Dan Saul Knight
Flirt ‘til You Hurt by Randy Guy
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by Dixie Normous
Inner Thigh Stretches by Mike Rotch
Lighten My Loins by Neil Down
100-Calorie Arousal by Matt Tress
Oh.my.god....I'm going to need to show this to the people at my box, they will get a kick out of it. Lol. You, sir, are a genius!
ReplyDeleteI suppose the minimalist man goes about Maximizing his Manhood by taking those pills they advertise on late night TV?
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