If my blog posts have offended,
Just know that’s not what I intended,
I am simply bloggin’ here
To make my huge gut disappear.
With exercise and less ice cream,
No forfeiting this fitness dream,
Gentles, my fat rear end
If I work hard, I’ll one day mend.
And, as I am an honest Jack,
And seem to have my mojo back
Time to 'scape junk food’s embrace,
And keep on running this endless race;
Else the Jack a dumbass call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me comments, if we be friends,
And Jack shan’t butcher the Bard again.