• You can make your own weighted exercise vest by simply
using a suicide bomber’s vest (remember NOT to pull the rip cord!).
• You can make housework aerobic by coming over to my house
and letting me yell at you to clean it up faster. Faster, dammit, FASTER!
• You can make your kettlebell by welding an iron “C” to a
heavy metal ball.
• You can get a half-price gym membership by having a friend
that looks identical to you join along with you.
• You can make your own bottled water by filling a bottle
with water, dumbass.
• If your work makes you pay for an elevator pass, take the
stairs instead.
• Know which foods you need to make certain you choose
organic (for example: apples and strawberries – yes, Pop-Tarts – no).
• If you buy a pig to save money on pork products,
be sure not to name him Snortimer Pigglesworth. There’s no way you’ll be
able to kill Snortimer. He’s too cute!
• Inexpensive wine tastes fine as long as you
drink enough of it.
methinks the husband agrees with the wine one :-)
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