Bleak Big
Blobs of Bulgy Bulky Belly Fat
Bleak big blobs of bulgy bulky belly fat
Weighty lazy whalelike waist,
chubby chins below my face.
Bleak big blobs of bulgy bulky belly fat
Time to put down my spooooon.
*great big disappointed sigh*
Weigh-Oh
Weigh-oh,
Wei-ei-ei-ohhhh
Weigh-in
come and me wan’ go down.
Weigh, me
say weigh, me say weigh, me say weigh…
Weigh-in
come and me wan’ go down.
Work all
night on a Coke and rum.
Weigh-in
come and me don’t go down.
Eat all I
wanna til the mornin’ come.
Weigh-in
come and me don’t go down.
It’s eight
o’clock, nine o’clock, ten ‘clock BRUNCH!
Weigh-in
come and me don’t go down.
Ten-thirty,
eleven-ten, eleven-twenty LUNCH!
Weigh-in
come and me don’t go down.
Weigh-oh,
Wei-ei-ei-ohhhh
Weigh-in
come and me wan’ go down.
Weigh, me
say weigh, me say weigh, me say weigh…
Weigh-in
come and me wan’ go down.
Come,
Mister Jacky Man, don’t eat all you wanna.
Weigh-in
come and you wan’ go down.
A sensible
lunch and an afternoon banana.
Weigh-in
come and you wan’ go down.
Weigh-in
come and you wanta go down.
The Pants
Go Inching Down
The pants go inching down one size, hurrah, hurrah !
The pants go inching down one size, hurrah, hurrah!
The pants go inching down one size,
I’m glad I gave up those French fries.
I love how it feels when
The pants go inching down.
Two thoughts after reading your lyrics... 1) I would love a rum and coke right now. However I`ve given up sodas as of September 3, so that means no coke. Also, I`m pregnant, so that means no rum. I`ll just have some water instead.
ReplyDelete2) As much as I want to see my pants inching down, I don`t know that I can ever give up French fries :)
Twinkle, twinkle, LED scale
ReplyDeleteWhy do you tell me I'm a whale?
Oh those numbers are so high
When I see them I could cry
Twinkle, twinkle LED scale
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