If you cook cookie dough, doesn't that technically make it "cookies"? And while you're pondering that... no.
Heard lots of meowing inside this one, so NO.
No way, José.
No means no!
Light sour cream? Light sour cream?
I'm gonna have to go with "no" here...
Yes. No wait... I mean, no.
No. Also, no to Hog-on-a-Log, Grub-on-a-Club or Cinnamon-Roll-on-a-Silicon-Pole.
No blooming way!
Hmmmmmm... oatmeal's healthy. Right? Right?
Tattoo at the fair? Can't imagine ever regretting that...
"Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent," said Eleanor Roosevelt. "Also, don't eat fried oreos, dumbass."
Well, you can't say no to everything...