I've heard there was a secret plan
To shed some weight, be a new man.
But you don’t really believe that’s true, do you?
It goes like this:
It goes like this:
Move more, eat less.
Keep keeping on,
Keep keeping on,
Just do your best.
We all know that
That is how to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
Your faith is strong, but you’re willpower’s light.
You having trouble staying on your diet.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
Your faith is strong, but you’re willpower’s light.
You having trouble staying on your diet.
Your appetite and laziness subdues you.
Push yourself back from that kitchen chair.
Let’s break bad habits, let’s take more care.
Because, by God, we all know
Push yourself back from that kitchen chair.
Let’s break bad habits, let’s take more care.
Because, by God, we all know
How to lose weight.
Baby, I’ve been here before
My stomach full, but eating more
I used to live obese before I knew you.
Baby, I’ve been here before
My stomach full, but eating more
I used to live obese before I knew you.
I’m dropping down
From what I weighed.
First steps on
A loss parade
It’s a fit and it’s a fitting
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
How to lose weight.
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