Friday, March 13, 2015

Remember What Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

…person who employ low-carb diet is going against the grain.

…a 5 a.m. workout is like a pig’s tail. It’s twirly. 

…person who don’t like root vegetables don't carrot all about good health.

…person who is too obese but wants to play basketball should remember wide men can’t jump.

…person who lives life as couch potato will likely raise tater tots.

…person who eats too much at Japanese restaurant might have sake weigh-in.

…person who put off prostate exam usually get it in the end.

…person who drink beer generally doesn’t lose weight, but it’s on a case-by-case basis.
…person who has an organic garden tills it like it is.

…person who reads Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit every day is very defacated reader.

Confush*t believes there are two kinds of people in this world. The first person is the one who diets and exercises religiously. The second person is the one who eats and does what they want and prays they don't gain weight.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. Profound and inspiring, I learned so much today from your post... thanks for the laugh!

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