1. Thou shalt not eat a loaf of French bread dipped in hot rotel dip.
2. Thou shalt not wear sweatpants to a wedding (especially thy own).
3. Thou shalt not fall asleep on the recumbent bike at the gym for twenty minutes and call it thy workout.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy co-diner’s French fries.
5. Thou shalt put no salt thy food before thy tasteth it.
6. Thou shalt not take thy Lord's name in vain while attempting to do a chin-up.
7. Thou shalt not bear false witness on thy food tracking app.
8. Thou shalt not commit cheesecake adultery.
9. Thou shalt do thy best to eat more healthy foods and get in some exercise each day, so help you God.
10. Thou shalt put no other blogs before my blog.