Aunty Eaty: Welcome to another edition of Thunderthigh-Dome!
Dr. Feelgood: Listen all! This is the truth of it. Bitin’ leads to snackin’, and snackin’ gets to overeatin’. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Fattened up, and everyone talking about a big gain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... Lardertown learned. Now, when folks get to fighting their weight, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.
Jack: But there’s just me.
Dr. Feelgood: I meant… one man the size of two men enter, one man the size of one man leaves. Anyway, right now, I've got a man, a man with a gut full of fear and corn chips. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dietin’ time’s here!