The people at EatSmart sent something to me.
A brand new digital scale for me to review.
I’ve been weighin’ more than I’ve usually been a weighin’,
And that’s why I’m in such a horrible mood.
I’ve been weighin’ more than I’ve usually been a weighin’,
And that’s why I’m in such a horrible mood.
Unfortunately it said my weight was two hundred twenty-two.
I keep gaining, when I oughta be losin’,
But I guess that ain’t this fancy new scale’s fault .
It’s got EatSmart “Step-On™” technology,
But that won’t bring this gainin’ to a halt.
This scale was made for weighing, and that’s just what it’ll do .
If it had given me a loss, this’d be a much better review.
A high-quality tempered glass platform,
With workmanship that's undisputed.
Just step on for an instant measurement.
(The batteries are even included!)
This scale was made for weighing, and that’s just what it’ll do.
If you’d like to win one, well I'd like to give one to you...
- Leave a comment on this post
- Follow EatSmart on Twitter @EatSmartScales
- LIKE EatSmart Products on Facebook
Wait! There's more! Click here to enter a giveaway for a free EatSmart kitchen scale (it weighs your food, not your kitchen, dumbass!). What can I say? It's the season of giving...
Don't have twitter, I'm too big of a twit!! lol but I did everything else!!
ReplyDeleteIf I won, I'd have THREE scales in my house...one in my bathroom, one in the kitchen, and this one would go upstairs! I'm burning extra calories JUST thinking about the number of times I could weigh myself every day.
ReplyDeletehmmm...I don't do twitter either! But I'll give it a try anyway!
ReplyDeleteTell it to Hit The Road, Jack!!!
ReplyDeleteMy scale broke 3 weeks ago. It's the 3rd one this year, I'm so tired of cheaply made yet expensive machines!
ReplyDeleteHope this one is awesome. I'll put it to a very thorough test lol
Following on both now :)
I'd love me a new scale ... this one that I use is Hubby's. Half the time it works but the other half, I have to keep getting on and off and on and off to get it to zero out. It's really irritating!
ReplyDeleteHey Jack! Where's my cheese!?! Vee (VelVEEta) at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com
That is a lot of work to win a scale. I think I will just ask Santa for one.
ReplyDeleteVery cool and I am a weigher so.... I don't Twitter but I liked them on FB!
ReplyDeleteCount me in for one! Everyone needs a cool looking scale. :)
ReplyDeleteyay brand spankin' new shiny scales!!
ReplyDeleteOh Jack, this comes at the perfect time, I think my scale is on the fritz too, it's not showing me what it use to ;-).
ReplyDeleteoooooooo, FANCY.
ReplyDeleteBeats dragging out the Wii Fit board every day! lol
ReplyDeleteI use the one at the gym...which I've seen people do some strange things too! A scale of my own sure would come in handy!
ReplyDeleteThis looks prettier than my scale. I'm in! I'm also going to follow them on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a scale, probably for a good reason... but would love to win this one,, its kinda cute :)
ReplyDeleteoh and I'm following them on twitter too :)
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win this scale...then I'd have no excuses for not measuring my portions
ReplyDeleteYour song posts are some of my favorites, yanno.
ReplyDeleteI don't tell you often enough: you make my day!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Jill
Following them on Twitter as @KeepRealSimple. Would love a new scale to see Onederland on next year! Have dropped from 270 to 209 this year and almost there.
ReplyDeleteAs for your weight gain...time to get it in gear Jack! You can't ride two horses with one ass....time to get on the weight loss horse!
You're becoming Santa? I could use a new scale. :)
ReplyDeleteI HATE MY SCALE!!!! It keeps going up and up on the numbers...I KNOW it's not me. Could definately use a new one. :)
ReplyDeleteEatSmart here! Don't worry if you don't have Twitter. Feel free to enter the contest anyway. We are in the Christmas spirit :)
ReplyDeleteFollowing on Twitter and Liking them on Facebook.
ReplyDeleteIn desperate need of a new scale since I broke..erm...my cat broke my last one that I had for 5 years. ;)
I really want the scale that weighs the kitchen. They DO make one of those, right?
ReplyDeleteMy scale (for people weighing) broke. Which means the only way to weigh anyone here is with Wii Fit. And I'm sick of how they call me fat everytime, so I could use this one. ;)
Definately count me in. My aging scale is so whacked out. Seriously...it isn't humanly possible to gain 11 pounds in one day, then magically lose it - plus three extra pounds - the next.
ReplyDeleteFollowing on Twitter,too!
ReplyDeleteAND Facebook, I think. I signed up via the smartphone app, and it can be quirky sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI was just telling hubby this morning that I need a new scale because I think mine is broke. It's not moving. So please enter me in the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord man, the last thing I need is another scale, lol....the one I've already got is a big enough bitch as it is. ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat song!! I'd love to win this scale.
ReplyDeleteSweet! My current scale is mean - I need a new one!
ReplyDeleteDo not add me to the contest, but I really do like this scale. It doesn't give me 500 different weights like my old one did. I can stand on it once and trust it's right. Now this song is going to be stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteOH! Pick me pick me! My scale doesn't know sh*t about accurate weights.
ReplyDeleteI need that scale Jack! I've been checking new ones out for a month now and was waiting for the Christmas rush (through my bank account) to be over!
ReplyDeleteI liked on FB (Samantha M. violettfem(at)yahoo.com
and I followed on Twitter @violettfem
Thanks for the opportunity and the rocking retro Nancy Sinatra tune :)
I did all your demands (except I gotta do the twitter part still) so count me in. I guess I could leave a bazillion comments down here, but I'm just too lazy for that.
ReplyDeleteNormally, I don't negotiate with terrorists, especially when there's a scale involved. But only for you, Jack...
i hope i win!! a new scale would be cool (even though i've been avoiding my own old one)!!
ReplyDeleteFunny how people just skimmed through and think this is a personal scale... This is a FOOD SCALE people!
ReplyDeleteThat is a lot of work for a scale. BUT... I friended them up of FB!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jack!!
I hate that my first comment is because I want something! I have been reading you for a while and appreciate your funny, inspiring posts.
ReplyDeleteDon't think the scale wants to come all the way to NZ so I'll continue with the one I have.
ReplyDeleteFabulous legs. Fabulous legs.
Oh said it twice. Well three times is better.
Fabulous legs.
Song totally cracked me up! One of my favourites!
ReplyDeleteI'd like a new scale. As long as it agrees with, or weighs 'less' than my current scale!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just posted my name spelled wrong. Let's try this again. I followed, I tweeted, and would love a new accurate scale for Casa McBody! Please.
ReplyDeleteIs there a weight limit on that tempered glass?
ReplyDeleteJust checkin'.
I could use a new scale since the one that I have is old and lies.
ReplyDeleteGreat giveaway
ReplyDeleteMy scale hates me. Maybe this new scale and I could have a better relationship :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway Jack (and Eatsmart!) I haven't had a scale in years - usually go by the way my clothes feel and how comfortable I am when running.... that being said, it would be neat to see how much I actually weigh.
ReplyDeleteI'm using an old dial scale, and having been craving a new scale. It's either the scale or I'll eat some cookies. Save the cookies!
ReplyDeleteI liked, I'm following, and I want a scale that doesn't suck too!!!
ReplyDeletePick me! :) I would use it for our TOPS chapter. Our scales only go up to 350 and we have to use a counterweight to make it go higher for some of our members (that is such a headache). I noticed this scale goes to 400. I want it!
ReplyDeleteI am in! It would be nice to not have to use a scale from the last century that shows a different weight each time I stand on it. :-)
ReplyDeleteDon't need to enter me since I actually have this scale, and in fact I also have one to giveaway so if any of your readers want to get another chance then stop on by my place I am giving one away on Wednesday night.
ReplyDeleteWin a bathroom scale