Jack Sh*t the Lazy Lardass
Had a butt the size of a washing machine.
And if you ever saw it,
You’d wash your eyes out with Visine.
All of the folks around him,
Never commented about his size.
They just let poor ol’ Jackie
Sit there and munch on his fries.
Then one day two years ago,
The big man saw the light.
“Jack Sh*t, with your gut so big,
Chronicle your weight loss on this site.”
Now all the readers support him,
Even when he’s wildly gaining.
Jack Sh*t, the fit-tastic blogger,
Your posts are mildly entertaining!