Tuesday, December 28, 2010

We R What We 8

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I'm sorry, Ke$ha

Fat and flabbulous,
If you’re one of us, then get fit with us,
‘Cause we’re writin’ bout it on our blog

And we’ve worn fat-pants long enough.
And yes of course because
We’re startin’ to put less food in our jaws.
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us.
Jack Sh*t’s just talking ‘bout weight loss.
 


Tired of living extra wide.

Time to show a little pride.
No longer eat everything fried.

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)



Today we’re working out.
We’re gettin’ way less stout.
I just ate a Brussel sprout.
You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!


We’re doing what we vowed.

Quit running with the crowd.

We’re feeling pretty proud.

You know we’re doing great.

We are what we ate!



Jack Sh*t, turn it up.
No damned way we’ll give it up.

I’m so sick of being abdominous.

When the cause is not mysterious.

I’m just talkin’ truth.

I yanked out my sweet tooth.
We’re sweatin’ our clothes, workin’ out hard
.
Lost as much weight as a saint (BERNARD!) 


I’ve got that water in my glass.
Got less poundage on my ass. 

Blog is full of mirth and sass.

So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)



Today we’re running miles.

Our faces wearing smiles.

Through with all the denials.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!


We’re running like we’re deer.

Drinking way less beer.

It’s gonna be our year.

You know we’re doing great.

We are what we ate!



Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.
Jack Sh*t - burn it up.



This week we’re pushing hard.

Effort off the chart.
Showin’ lots of heart.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!



We’re running like we’re cheetahs.

Laying off of the fajitas.

No one’ll ever beat us.

You know we’re losing weight.

We are what we ate!



YEAH!

21 comments:

  1. Hmmm...I think I like your version better.

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  2. If it weren't here for the entire world to see, I don't theink you could make this up. Jack does Ke$ha. That's good stuff my man. Scratch that. That's GREAT stuff!

    Ben (@benjamteal)

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  3. I like the Ke$ha version better. Actually, I think you did it because there is a symbol in her name, right Ja$k Sh*t!

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  4. Lord Love a Duck....now I've heard it all.

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  5. Ahaha, This is GREAT!!

    Cheetahs, fajitas, beat us is pretty damn genius :D

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  6. Is this version available on iTunes? I NEED it for my half-marathon next weekend! Nice work buddy.

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  7. OK, but you should know that I run like a Cheetah specifically to be able to eat fajitas!

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  8. Hilarious. I saw a shirt that says "Will run for cupcakes" that I think I need.

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  9. This is an actual improvement on the original.

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  10. SOOO much better than the original. Dancing like we're dumb to Today we're working out. Definitely want to listen to this during my work out. Are you putting out a CD?

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  11. You should be a song writer!! I would so buy your CD =) That was hilarious and way better than the original song. WE ARE WHAT WE ATE!!

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  12. I hate Ke$ha with a burning fire in my loins but your song is great! I really needed the pick me up. It's got me geared right up to get on down!

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  13. Wonderful and funny, as always! Vee at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com

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  14. ugh, it's that kesha chick. blech...pitowee...I loathe her. Good on you for not apologizing. Like this one...I didn't listen to the music, just read your lyrical witticisms....good one.

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  15. Very inspiring. Thank you for putting a smile on my face! :)

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  16. The sad part about this... no matters what I do in life, I will never be as awesome as this post!!!

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