Ways to Give Your Weigh-in More Pizzazz
- Do it in the nude. At the mall.
- Call a local radio station and do it live on the air.
- Buy the world’s largest scale.
- Weigh in carrying a baby monkey, then weigh the monkey and subtract that amount from the original weigh-in.
- Sparklers!
- Each week, do weigh-in in different country.
- Levitate a few inches off the scale for a few seconds.
- Pretend that you’re a famous celebrity weighing themselves.
- Hire drumming drummer to drum drumroll.
- Put the results on the internet!
- Weigh yourself in stones, kilometers, pounds and milligrams.
- Weigh yourself on the moon and then multiply result by 6.
- Wear a funny (but light) hat.
- Hire that “Let’s get ready to r-r-r-r-rummmmble!” guy to announce weight.
- Sing a show tune.
- Write weight on forehead with Sharpee.
- If you show a gain, stick your foot up scale’s tight white ass!
- Pretend you and scale are guests on “Hee Haw”.
- Lose some damn weight!
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Wait, you're not supposed to weigh yourself in the nude at the mall? Damn, I did it wrong again!
ReplyDeleteSeems like that last one might work! :-)
ReplyDeletewhat about a balloon bouquet? I always think it'd be fun to carry one in to the Dr.'s office but then I remember she probably has the authority to commit me to an asylum.
ReplyDeleteToo funny, by the way that kid in the picture is adorable. Gracie
ReplyDeleteI liked the last one. Lose some damn weight!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Like that's gonna happen right now!
Vee at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com
Milligrams could be cool. You'd need a pretty damn big food scale though right?
ReplyDeleteBaby Monkey? Baby MONKEY?!?
ReplyDeleteI want a scale that tells me, when I step on it, which celebrity weighs the same amount as I do. Wouldn't that be glamorous!
ReplyDeleteI loved hee haw....hey grampa what's for dinner.
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING! LOL
Do you think they'd let me borrow a baby monkey from the zoo? What about the new baby elephant?!
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