Baby, You So Fit...

• You so fit you order salad with no-dressing on the side.



• You so fit the local gun show asked you to stand out in front and flex to draw in customers.

• You so fit you wore out your kettlebell.



 • You so fit you go up the stairs even when you're going downstairs.



• You so fit the odometer on your running shoes just tripped 100,000 miles.



• You so fit your gym bag smells like the Black Death.



• You so fit that the highest setting on the elliptical is your name.

• You so fit you can do no-arm chin-ups.

• You so fit that not only can you run a half-marathon, you can run a marathon-and-a-half

• You so fit you took the wheel off your wheelbarrow just to get a better workout when you do yardwork.

• You so fit you're reading this while doing sit-ups.

THE DAILY SCALEY

It's time to bring in some voodoo to get this scale moving again.

Fit Jokes

A thought occurred to me the other day: why are there so many "fat" jokes and hardly any "fit" jokes?

Such as...

“You so fit that you signed up for
your company's 401K program thinking
that it was a weekend fun run.”

or 

“You so fit you served as a pallbearer at a
funeral and told the other pallbearers,
‘You guys can sit down; I got this.’”

I could do this all day. As a matter of fact... I did....

Check 'em out by heading over to my newest post for my buddies over at Anytime Health. Man, I've really gotten good at making links, haven't I? What? That last one didn't work. Sonofabitch!

THE DAILY SCALEY

I may not be getting the results I want, but I'm not getting 

the results I don't want. Wait, does that make any sense?