Understand... I'm Talking to Myself Here

Hello, I Am Your Body

Hello, I am your body.

I know, I know… you’re not happy with me right now.

Not happy to see me.

Not happy to be around me.

I see that grimace when you gaze at me in the mirror, feel the uncomfortable sting that I am not living up to your pie-in-the-sky expectations.

But understand this:  I am your friend.

We’ve been together since you were little, and I plan on sticking with you until the bitter end.

Yes, I have disappointed you at times, but haven’t most of your friends?

Yes, I haven’t been there for you every time you needed me; what friend has?

Could I have treated you better? Probably.

Should you have treated me better? Without a doubt.

They say that a friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

I am your friend.

I always have been.

And know this: I will always do everything I can to support you.

But the more you do for me, the more I can do for you.

I am your friend.

Treat me like one.

DAILY SCALEY

 

Ben Franklin once said 

“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
But keep in mind that he also once said, 

“Hey, it's raining! Where's my kite?”

Baby, You So Fit...

• You so fit you order salad with no-dressing on the side.



• You so fit the local gun show asked you to stand out in front and flex to draw in customers.

• You so fit you wore out your kettlebell.



 • You so fit you go up the stairs even when you're going downstairs.



• You so fit the odometer on your running shoes just tripped 100,000 miles.



• You so fit your gym bag smells like the Black Death.



• You so fit that the highest setting on the elliptical is your name.

• You so fit you can do no-arm chin-ups.

• You so fit that not only can you run a half-marathon, you can run a marathon-and-a-half

• You so fit you took the wheel off your wheelbarrow just to get a better workout when you do yardwork.

• You so fit you're reading this while doing sit-ups.

THE DAILY SCALEY

It's time to bring in some voodoo to get this scale moving again.