Buff and fit gals, did you work out tonight?
Work out tonight, work out tonight.
Buff and fit gals, did you work out tonight?
Or watch TV by the light of the moon?
Blog the Man Down
Oh, blog the man down, pallies, blog the man down.
Weigh aye… blog the man down.
Oh, writin’ his journey to right what he weigh.
Give him some time he will blog the man down!
The Pants Go Inching Down
The pants go inching down one size, hurrah, hurrah !
The pants go inching down one size, hurrah, hurrah!
The pants go inching down one size,
I’m glad I gave up those French fries.
I love how it feels when the pants go inching down.
Oh, He Was a Jolly Fat Fellow
Oh, he was a jolly fat fellow,
He was a jolly fat fellow,
He was a jolly fat fellow,
Which nob’dy could deny.
Which nob’dy could deny.
I doubt anyone would try.
Now he is an awfully fit fellow,
He is an awfully fit fellow,
He is an awfully fit fellow…
I’d much rather be like this guy!
THE DAILY SCALEY
Ease on down, ease on down the scale...


