More Weight Loss Songs for the Wee Little Children



Do You Have a Muffin Top?


Oh, do you have a muffin top?

A muffin top, a muffin top?
Do you have a muffin top,
That rests above your waist?


Oh, yes I have a muffin top,
A muffin top, a muffin top.
Yes, I have a muffin top.
But it’s gonna get erased!

The Eensy Weensy Dieter 

The Eensy Weensy Dieter ate a dog with extra kraut.
Up went his weight, and made the dieter pout.
Went out for a run, and away went the gain,
And the Eensy Weensy Dieter 
was happy once again.



My Fannie Lies Over My Waistband
My fannie rides over my waistband,

My fannie rides over my jeans.
My fannie rides over my waistband,
Oh please make my fannie more lean
.
Slim down, slim down, Oh  slim down my fannie for me, for me.
Slim down, slim down, O slim down my fannie for me. 





Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Beer Belly Gone?
Oh where, oh where has my beer belly gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?

With my meals cut short and my workouts long.

Oh where, oh where can it… oh, I see! It’s all about burning more calories than you consume. So simple!



Whistle While You Work Out



Just whistle while working out.
Da da dada da da (don’t pout)
And cheerfully together
Fat for muscle we'll replace. 

It’ll be less crappy if you stay happy
With a smile upon your face.

And as you sweat and shred

Just try to imagine instead

It’s only a scary nightmare

And that you're back home in bed.

More Weight-Loss Songs for Kids

• A Spoonful Of Stevia

• 
Bibbidi-Blobbidi-Blog 


• Carb-ella De Vil 


• Eensy Weensy Dieter 


• I've Been Working On My Waistline

• 
Jack Jacob Jingleblogger Schm*dt

• 
Mary Had A Little Lapband 


• My Fannie Lies Over My Waistband

• 
Never Smile When You Run a Mile


• Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Beer Belly Gone?

• 
Old MacDonald Had A Personal Trainer

• 
Pop Goes The Weigh-in


• Puffy The Magic Draggin’ Ass

• 
Row, Row, Row Your Biceps 


• Sing A Song Of Six Points

• 
Supercarbablogilisticepx90ialidocious

• 
Jimmy Crack Corn Syrup

• Do You Have a Muffin Top?


• There's A Hole In The Bottom Of My Pants 


• This Little Light Beer Of Mine 


• Whistle While You Work Out


• Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Butt? 


• Zipper-Dee-Oooh-Ahhh!

Weight Loss Songs for Little Children

I Know a Fat Lady Who Swallowed a Fry

I know a fat lady who swallowed a fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed hard cider.
It splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who chowed on some bread.
That’s what I said, she chowed on some bread.
She swallowed the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a cake,
Goodness sake, she downed a whole cake!
She swallowed the cake right after the bread.
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a hot dog.
My, what a hog, to woof down a dog!
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake,
She took the cake after chowing on bread,
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her,
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a ham.
Didn’t give a damn, just crammed in that ham!
She crammed the ham like she woofed down the dog.
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake.
She took the cake after chowing on bread.
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who went on a binge.
It still makes me cringe how she went on that binge.
She went on the binge after cramming the ham.
She crammed the ham like she woofed down the dog.
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake.
She took the cake after chowing on bread,
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her,
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who asked herself “Why?”
I think she’ll try!

Old Fat Donald

Old Fat Donald had a pharm EIEI-OH
And at that pharm he bought some Lipovox EIEI-OH
With a side effect here, and a side effect there.
Here a wheeze, there a rash
Wheeze wheeze rash rash
Old Fat Donald had a pharm EIEI-OH

Do Your Chins Hang Low?

Do your chins hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Do you have a turkey neck?
Can you knead ‘em like bread dough?
Do they make you say “Oh dear-a!”
When you look into a mirror?
Do your chins hang low?

Do your sides hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Does your belly kinda flop?
Do you have a muffin top?
One of the low-waisted types?
Do you look real bad in stripes?
Do your sides hang wide?

Is the weight coming down?
Have you quit messing around?
Are you starting to eat less?
Are you making good progress?
Are you starting to believe it,
That you really can achieve it?
Is the weight coming down?

I've Been Working on my Weight Loss

I've been workin' on my weight loss,
All the live long week.
I've been workin' on my weight loss,
Just to improve my physique.
Don't you see me up here blogging?
Posting up so early in the morn.
Don't you reads the comments saying,
"Jackie, blog some more?"

Jackie, won't you blog?
Jackie, won't you blog?
Jackie, won't you blog some more?
Jackie, won't you blog?
Jackie, won't you blog?
Jackie, won't you blog some more?