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I’m bringing home some baby turnip greens.
Won’t my wife Anita be so proud of me?
I’m bringing home some baby turnip greens.
GRRRRR! They’re dirty!

I’m washing up my baby turnip greens.
Won’t my wife Anita be so proud of me?
I’m washing up my baby turnip greens.
OHHH!! Let’s cook ‘em!

I’m cookin’ up some baby turnip greens.
Won’t my wife Anita be so proud of me?
I’m cookin’ up some baby turnip greens.
OUCH!! They’re bitter!!

I’m seasonin’ up my baby turnip greens.
Won’t my wife Anita be so proud of me?
I’m seasonin’ up my baby turnip greens.
NOW!! Time for dinner!!

I’m samplin’ my baby turnip greens.
Won’t my wife Anita be so proud of me?
I’m samplin’ my baby turnip greens.
OH!! They’re disgusting!

I’m tossin’ out my baby turnip greens.
Man, my wife Anita hates ‘em more than me.
I’m tossin’ out my baby turnip greens.
DAMN!! Let’s order a pizza!