We’re Knights of the Less-Round Table,
Exercising all that we’re able.
We do routines
On gym machines
With technique impecc-able.
We work out here in Sweatalot,
Do a set, re-set and squat a lot.
We’re Knights of the Less-Round Table.
Our workouts are painful.
For many hours
‘Til we hit the showers,
Muttering curses quite disdainful.
We’re crazy fit in Sweatalot,
And we try hard not to sit a lot.
Each day, we’re tough and able.
Get all the steps we can finagle.
We do workouts,
Eat Brussel sprouts,
And say no to that bagel.
It’s a healthy life in Sweatalot
Tho I write posts I regret a lot.