• Wallet made of beef jerky
• Conversion kit that turns his favorite recliner into an elliptical
• Belt with vitamin dispenser
• Tie made of kale
• Kettlebell made from Civil War cannonball
• No-wheel lawn mower
• Soup-on-a-rope
• Manual weedwhacker that works by simply spinning it around really, really fast
• Deer-antler helmet to wear hunting (encourages lots of movement)
• Set of wheatgrass shot glasses
• Subscription to his favorite blog * hint hint *
No wheel lawn mower?! Hover mower? I'd think twice before buying one of those in most cases!
ReplyDeleteDragging that no wheel lawn mower sounds like a plan.
ReplyDeleteHope your kids bought all of these for you!
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