• Dammit! Didn't realize ten 100-calorie packs would be 1,000 calories!
• Dammit! Thought I'd filled bottle with zero-calorie Gatorade but it turned out to be raspberry sno-cone syrup!
• Dammit! Thought I was being smart by going with discount food-tracking app, but turns out that it counts 2-gallon jar of chunky peanut butter as 7 calories!
• Dammit! Pre-paid for six weeks of personal training from guy who doesn't know what a bicep curl is!
• Dammit! Turns out my 5k trail is actually .5k!
• Dammit! Did 35 minutes on the stationary treadmill and didn't even break a sweat!
• Dammit! Nobody ever told me you're not supposed to have feet on the ground when doing chin-ups!
• Dammit! Promised to cut back on alcohol before I realized that "vodka" was alcohol!
• Dammit! I've already broken several of my New Year's resolutions!
• Dammit! Nobody thought this blog post was an entertaining as I did!
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boo did you remove me from the Jack pack?
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Nope, it's still on there. Your eyes must be going...
DeleteWhat? Vodka is alcohol? Now I suppose you want us to believe that there is no $anta. I hope no kids can read that code. Merry Holiday Jack.
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