My Blog Gets a New Mascot

Herm the Sperm Whale

How do you do? 

Herm is my name.

(It’s short for Herman,

Which is kind of lame).

My weight’s a prob,

I wrecked my scale.

What’d you expect?

I am a whale.

All I eat is plankton.

All I do is swim. 

I used to do weight training,

But I got kicked out of my gym.

I may always be too big,

But I’m a fitness devotee.

So I will keep on keeping on,

Here beneath the sea.