• Fitbit cufflinks
• Flask filled with Gatorade
• Belt with vitamin dispenser
• Workout robe
• Kettlebell-on-a-rope
• 5K run through Civil War battlefield
• Recliner with ejector seat
• Tie made of tempeh
• 50-lb. fishing pole
• Diet whiskey
• Official “I know Jack Sh*t” t-shirt
Excuse me... uh, t-shirt? Is this a real thing? If not, it should be! Nice list!
ReplyDeleteThat was the first thing I thought, too, Sean! Though I chuckled at the others, esp. Kettlebell-on-a-rope :-)
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