• Wallet made of fruit leather
• Universal remote that doesn’t work so he has to get up and change channel himself
• Conversion kit that turns his favorite recliner into an elliptical
• Salt shaker that doesn’t allow more than three grains of salt to come out per minute
• Two-for-one
colonoscopy coupon
• Hammock installed at top of tree so he gets exercise climbing
• Manual weedwhacker that works by simply spinning it around really, really fast
• 5K through every Civil War battlefield
• Deer-antler helmet to wear hunting (encourages lots of movement)
• Set of wheatgrass shot glasses
• Siphon almost all gas from his car so he winds up getting healthy walk in
• Subscription to
Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit
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