• True Guru - John Wayne’s instructional yoga video
• Bottle of diet Glenlivet
• New golf clubs that hit ball crooked to encourage additional walking
• “Natural Born Griller” apron
• Kettlebell made from Cival War cannonball
• No-wheel lawn mower
• Dinner at a restaurant that serves food he’ll really hate
• Workout loafers
• Soup-on-a-rope
THE DAILY SCALEY
Somebody is on fire!
