Friday, February 1, 2013

Healthiness Is...

...running up a flight of stairs without having to stop and utter the phrase "I think I'm gonna die" multiple times.

... getting as excited going to the farmers market as you used to get going to Baskin-Robbins.

...forgetting exactly how an elevator works.

...weighing yourself without shouting "You bitch!" at the scale.

...peace of mind that comes with the knowledge that you'll easily be able to outrun the filthy undead after Zombie Apocalypse.

...breakfast cereal that doesn't glow in the dark.

...a pair of worn-out running shoes.

...running to the end of the treadmill.

...vegetables in a smoothie!

...getting a good night's sleep instead of playing "Bejeweled" until 2 a.m.

...literally jumping for joy.


  1. Number 2- yes, yes!!
    hahaha I used to have a HORRIBLE diet and there were jokes that I'm allergic to all green stuff (those damn veggies!). Luckily, things have changed:D

  2. yay! gots ta get in shape before that zombie apocalypse!!! @_@

  3. thanks for this post

  4. Love this post. So funny. And it's good to know I'm not the only one who occasionally curses at the scale. (Because clearly the fault lies with the scale, not either one of us, right? :) )

  5. What is "Bejeweled?" Is it related to "Bedazzled?"



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