Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I'm Bad



My tummy rollin’ o’er my belt in some too-tight slacks,
I’m weighin’ way too much, it’s time to face the facts.
I was goin’ nowhere in the middle of my life.
Time to pick up my pride, and put down the fork and knife.
Time to quit eatin’ ice cream after dinner every night.
Get busy exercisin’ and straighten out my diet.

Oh, I'm fat… I'm way too wide.

Yes, I'm fat… I'm way too wide.



Turns out I feel much better when I sweat a little sweat,
When I eat fresh veggies ‘stead of freshly baked baguette.
When I eat fresh fruit, ‘stead of processed crap
Makes me feel much better, makes Jack a healthy chap.

I was fat… was way too wide.

Yeah was fat… way. way too wide.



Well, I was movin' down the road in my runnin’ shoes,
Thinkin’ to myself, “Hey, what have I got to lose?”
With my brand new muscles and my newfound will,
Nothing feels as good as feeling healthy feels.


I’m not fat… not way too wide.

I’m not fat, fat, fat, fat, fat… I’ve hit my stride.

3 comments:

  1. You possess a talent that I can't even comprehend. :)

    ReplyDelete
  2. This piece of Sh*t is another piece of art.

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails