• Continually trying to do that trick that cartoon monkeys do where you squirt a banana out of its skin and up into the air, then catch it in your mouth and eat it in a single gulp
• Getting black lentils from the bulk bin but writing down the code for brown lentils on the tag
• Squirting the tester patchouli lotion down your pants
• Jugging exotic cheeses
• Loudly asking produce guy difference between "organic" and "whoreganic" vegetables
• Attempting to pay for your groceries with coupons for free hugs
• Insisting that your groceries be sacked in bag you made yourself from collection of stripper thongs
• Demanding that you need to be led around store by your seeing-eye wolverine
• Standing in two grocery carts, one foot in each, and trying to skate around store
• Screaming at store manager that you demand to get a 40% blogger discount
THE DAILY SCALEY
Hmmmm... you better have a good reason this, fella!
