More, More, More Weight-Loss Nursery Rhymes

Jack be Nimble

Jack, be nimble,

Jack run quick.

Jack, run lots

To be less thick. 

Jack jump high

Jack jump higher.

A loss on the scale-

Dude’s on fire!

Please Veggies Hot

Please veggies hot, 

Please veggies cold,

Please veggies on my plate,

Glory to behold.

Some like ‘em hot, 

Some like ‘em cold.

I’ll eat ‘em all unless 

They’re nine days old.

Healthyblog

Healthyblog, Healthyblog,

Keep on keeping on,

Metabolism’s on fire

And your excuses are gone.

Not-So-Simple Simon

Simple Simon met a pieman,

When he was at the mall.

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“I’ll take an extra small.”

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,

“You can supersize it for a 25¢ charge.”

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“How do you think I got so large?”

Betty Botter

Betty Botter bought some butter,
But, she said, I should be better.
If I put this in my batter,
It will make my booty bigger.
I should not be a butter biter.
I should cook with something lighter.
So, she went light on the butter.
Better food she tried to feed ‘er.
Tried to treat her body better,
And her fanny got more fitter.
So, ‘twas better Betty Botter
Bought herself a better body.

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