I would do it this year, but it's an elaborate get-up.
It includes a pair of jeans that are currently residing on the upper shelf of my closet. Scary jeans, you ask? Well, they made my eyes bug out the last time I tried them on. I'm fairly certain that you would have been frightened, too, had you been in the room.
And speaking of creepy, next year's costume involves shrinking the belly that's been creeping over my belt.
I plan to shock some of the other guests at the parties I attend.
It will involve quite a bit of preparation.
It will be hard work.
But when you see me, you won't believe your eyes.
