My waist was too fat,
No one could save me but me.
Strange that I let myself go on an overeating spree.
I never dreamed that I'd weigh as much as I do,
And I never dreamed that I'd gain a pound or two.
No, I don't want to gain a pound.
No, I don't want to gain a pound.
This week.
What a wicked gain today.
You hate to feel this way.
What a wicked gain, boo hoo.
Why’d the scale do that to you?
What a wicked gain, you say.
Look at how much you weigh.
What a wicked thing you done...
You ate a honeybun.
And you don't wanna gain a pound.
And you don't want to gain a pound.
Today.
Waist was too fat,
No one could save me from me.
Strange that I treat my body just like it were debris.
I never dreamed that I'd gain this much this week.
I never dreamed that I’d do this to my physique.
No, I don't wanna gain a pound.
No I don't wanna gain a pound.
Do you?
Do you?
Nobody.... loves... no gain.
THE DAILY SCALEY
Gaining this week despite fact that
I must've eaten over 100 fat-free brownies. What gives?
