This fat man, he played one.
He ate crap and weighed a ton.
With a big-snack, fatty-Jack, eat until you groan.
This fat man came rolling home.
This fat man, he played two.
Finally decided that he was through.
Give your snack-back, fatty-Jack, into the unknown.
This fat man quit rolling home.
This fat man, he played three.
He is starting to break free.
With a good-snack, fatty-Jack, now you’re in the zone.
This fat man comes jogging home.
This fat man, he played four.
Never gonna be like he was before.
With a healthy-snack, fitter-Jack, solid as a stone.
This fit man is rolling on.