The following list contains items that can definitely be considered
Not Safe For Work…
• Gallon jug of raspberry sno-cone syrup on desk
• Personal assistant that feeds you onion rings with ketchup
while you do paperwork
• Hourly pizza break
• Combination cotton candy/copy machine
• Bottom desk drawer filled with movie theater popcorn
• Starting staff meeting with hot dog-eating contest
• Chocolate fountain in lobby
• Laundry basket filled with peanut M&M’s
• Keeping coffee carafe filled with hot rotel dip
• George Foreman grill in bathroom stall for quick bacon
frying
• Recliner in elevator so you don’t have to sit during long
trip between floors
• Reading glasses made from two glazed donuts
• Software on your computer that blocks every site except Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit
A great read for some morning laughs!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I want pizza and that blocking software. Pizzas and Jack are all I need in my life.
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