Healthy Birthday
Healthy birthday to
you.
Your life is a zoo.
But you work out
and eat right…
So it’s healthy
birthday for you.
Zippin’ My Pants Shut
Zippin’ my pants shut,
zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful weigh.
Plenty of good food and a workout today.
Zippin’ smaller pants shut, zip-a-dee-ay!
This Little Lite Beer of Mine
My, oh, my, what a wonderful weigh.
Plenty of good food and a workout today.
Zippin’ smaller pants shut, zip-a-dee-ay!
This Little Lite Beer of Mine
This little lite beer of mine, I
drink it all the time
This little lite beer of mine, sometimes I add a lime.
This little lite beer of mine, tastes like turpentine
Turpentine, turpentine, turpentine.
This little lite beer of mine, sometimes I add a lime.
This little lite beer of mine, tastes like turpentine
Turpentine, turpentine, turpentine.
Aiken
Muscle
There was a man lived in the gym, in the gym, in the gym.
There was a man lived in the gym, and his name was Aiken Muscle.
And he worked upon a bicep, a bicep, a bicep.
He worked upon a bicep and his name was Aiken Muscle.
And his hair was kinda sweaty, sweaty, sweaty.
His hair was kinda sweaty and his name was Aiken Muscle.
There was a man lived in the gym, in the gym, in the gym.
There was a man lived in the gym and his name was Aiken Muscle.
There was a man lived in the gym, in the gym, in the gym.
There was a man lived in the gym, and his name was Aiken Muscle.
And he worked upon a bicep, a bicep, a bicep.
He worked upon a bicep and his name was Aiken Muscle.
And his hair was kinda sweaty, sweaty, sweaty.
His hair was kinda sweaty and his name was Aiken Muscle.
There was a man lived in the gym, in the gym, in the gym.
There was a man lived in the gym and his name was Aiken Muscle.
Next thing you know, those kids will be starring in, "Honey I Shrunk the Kids' (waistlines)"
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