• Get yourself a steaming hot
cup of chamomile tea and throw it right in your bosses’ face.
• Refrain from spending time
in a cramped closet staring at a strobe light while listening to recordings of
a baby crying.
• Money is listed as a top
reason most people feel stressed, so consider getting a substantial raise in
the near future.
• Lavender has a soothing scent that can lower your heart rate and blood
pressure, so keep a pile of it on your desk and when you get overwhelmed,
simply bury your face in it and scream as loud as you can.
• Laughter releases endorphins that improve mood and decrease
levels of stress-causing hormones, so when you’re feeling stressed just take a
good look at my last performance review.
• Marriage can add a lot of stress to your life, so you should
probably limit yourself to one spouse at a time.
• A simple way to relieve
stress is to take a long walk along a beautiful Caribbean beach.
• Actively avoid people who
stress you out and… HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING? GET BACK HERE RIGHT
THIS SECOND!
Number three reminded me of our charming treasurer (Australia) who announced that if people didn't want to be poor they should get better jobs.
ReplyDeleteHe also said that the poor didn't care about petrol prices because they didn't have cars, they caught the bus.
I just don't know, Jack. Strobe lights in the closet with recordings of babies crying is a tough one to give up. Some things are easier than others. I know it would reduce stress if I could stop... I do think you're right, the substantial raise in the near future is a great idea. I think I'll work on that one first before I throw hot tea in my bosses face. Thanks for the C25K warning... That's a serious shift coming up, now I know!
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