Too-Tight Jeans

I think I’m chubby

Without any sweatshirt on.

I think I’m flabby

As a Jabba-the-Hut-like spawn.

I know you get me

So just watch my weight come down, down.

Before you met me,

I was alright but thighs

Were kinda heavy.

You taught me to diet,

Now it’s never necessary

To weigh more than Frankenstein, Frankenstein.

Let’s go all the way to goal.

No regains, just loss.

Wear fat pants, until we diet.

You and I, will be fit forever

[Chorus:]

You make me feel

Like I’m slippin’ on

Too-tight jeans.

The way you spur me on

I can’t slip

Let’s run a mile and

Don’t ever look fat,

Don’t ever look fat.

My health starts

When I take care of me

Just work hard, time to break free.

This is real, 

Maybe my last chance

And don't ever look fat, 

Don't ever look fat.