Monday, July 13, 2015

How I Lost 20 Pounds In Two Days

Some folks will tell you that it’s impossible to lose 20 pounds in two days.

“Balderdash!” I say.

They’ll tell you that losing 20 pounds in two days can’t be done without lopping off a limb.

“Horse-hockey!” I declare. Besides, how do you even know any of your limbs weigh 20 exactly pounds? Have you ever weighed them separately? Well, have you?

No, I’m here to tell you that it CAN be done, and I’m going to share the secret with you for free because that’s the kind of well-meaning sumbitch I am.

Ready?

Day 1 - Make a plan to exercise each day and stay within a recommended calorie/fat range.

Day 2 - Remember to implement this plan six weeks ago.

Weigh-in on June 1: 276.8 lbs.
Weigh-in on July 6: 256.6 lbs.
Loss: 20.2 lbs.


So get out there and start six weeks ago!


6 comments:

  1. Lol! Nice work, Jack! *fires off belated 4th of July Fireworks and sparklers*

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  2. Does this also work for things like saving money or cleaning my apartment?!

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  3. WOOHOO, you!!! so hard to get back on track once you've gone off the rails. congratulations for 6 weeks back at it.

    Deb

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  4. Congratulations Jack; you're effort is really showing and paying off! Keep up the great work!

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  5. Great job Jack! Maybe next time, try on 3 days, it would be more reasonable!

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  6. Yeah!!!! Good Work!

    Now go do it again.

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