Some folks will tell you that it’s impossible to lose 20 pounds in
two days.
“Balderdash!” I say.
They’ll tell you that losing 20 pounds in two days can’t be done
without lopping off a limb.
“Horse-hockey!” I declare. Besides, how do you even know any of your
limbs weigh 20 exactly pounds? Have you ever weighed them separately? Well,
have you?
No, I’m here to tell you that it CAN be done, and I’m going to share
the secret with you for free because that’s the kind of well-meaning sumbitch I
am.
Ready?
Day 1 - Make a plan to
exercise each day and stay within a recommended calorie/fat range.
Day 2 - Remember to
implement this plan six weeks ago.
Weigh-in
on June 1: 276.8 lbs.
Weigh-in
on July 6: 256.6 lbs.
Loss:
20.2 lbs.
So
get out there and start six weeks ago!
Lol! Nice work, Jack! *fires off belated 4th of July Fireworks and sparklers*
ReplyDeleteDoes this also work for things like saving money or cleaning my apartment?!
ReplyDeleteWOOHOO, you!!! so hard to get back on track once you've gone off the rails. congratulations for 6 weeks back at it.
ReplyDeleteDeb
Congratulations Jack; you're effort is really showing and paying off! Keep up the great work!
ReplyDeleteGreat job Jack! Maybe next time, try on 3 days, it would be more reasonable!
ReplyDeleteYeah!!!! Good Work!
ReplyDeleteNow go do it again.