Hey, hey… what’s the big deal?
I was hibernatin’ down here. Whoa… is that wallpaper on the bathroom walls? Somebody’s been keepin’ themselves biz…. Damn, you’re fat!
Whoa… get your foot offa me, you big galoot! No, no… ouch. Ease up… and howza about putting some pants on, dude? I’m starin’ right at your junk, man. This scale don’t swing that way!
Owwww, owwwwww. Get off of me, lardass! Get off of me right this… oh, is that what you weigh? Oh sh*t!
Anyway, welcome back, Jack. You always crack me up.
Now I’m serious – get off me.
You literally crack me up.