Monday, July 27, 2015

Let Me Ask You a Question...

Is there a better feeling in the whole wide world than slipping comfortably into a size smaller pants?

Witnessing the birth of your first child? Well, obviously I think witnessing the birth of your first child beats slipping comfortably into a size smaller pants. D'uh!

Witnessing the birth of your second child? Okay, I'll concede that witnessing the birth of ANY of your children is a better moment than wearing pants one size smaller.

Seeing your child graduate from high school or college? Look, for argument's sake, let's just take out any and all scenarios involving your kids, okay? Children are off-limits for this discussion. Capiche?

Watching your favorite sports team win a championship? Okay, that's pretty awesome, too.

Seeing the ocean for the first time? The Grand Canyon? Times Square? Yes, yes, yes. And before you say it, yes to visiting Las Vegas, driving your first car, understanding algebra, your first kiss and watching YouTube videos of skateboarders falling and busting their asses. Yes, yes, yes!

Maybe I should start this post over...

You know what feels really good?

Slipping into smaller-sized pants.


Last week’s weight: 252.3 lbs
This week’s weight: 249.1 lbs
Loss:  3.2 lbs
Total loss since re-start: 27.7 lbs


  1. Love it! Congrats on the smaller pants.
    May I ask how did you get motivated to start back? I'm trying to get back on track after gaining a lot of weight back (60+ lbs) and can't seem to get back on the wagon.

    1. There was an overweight fellow who resided in my bathroom mirror who taunted me every time I went in there. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ASSHOLE?

      Seriously, my wife started using the MyFitnessPal app and was having some good success and it made me feel like a slacker since I'm the one with a world-famous weight loss blog. Hey, whatever gets you going, I say.

    2. I have a MFP account, It's a good website
      I think the female version of that bathroom mirror taunter is in my house. Yes..what is up with these people?
      thanks Mr. Sh*t

  2. Congratulations! I'm setting my sights on smaller pants by September.

  3. Funny post...serious weight loss. Congratulations!




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