THE WEEKLY PHYSIQUELY
Weight when I first started blogging: 291.5 lbs.
Last week’s weight: 256.8
Current weight: 258.0
Total loss since start of new year: 12.0 lbs.
Goal for coming week: Do opposite of what I did last week.
Lemme tell you: I was killing 2014.
2014 was wearing a t-shirt that read: I AM JACK SH*T’S BITCH!
I would just glance over at 2014, and it would be like “I’m sorry, sir. Did I do something to offend you.”
I had taught 2014 to fetch, play dead and sit up and beg.
2014 and I had an understanding.
Or so I thought.
But no, 2014 was just playing along, letting me believe that I had it all figured out. That anything I did was going to work out in the end.
Thank you, 2014, for showing me that you’re just like every other year.
You’re going to make me work for it.
You’re going to make me fight for it.
You’re going to make me earn everything you give me.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
It’s still on, 2014.
It’s still on.