Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Around the World in 80 Food Carts

I was in Portland this week for Fitbloggin' 13 (dammit, I really need to learn how to use a calendar!), and was delighted by all the tasty treats from all over the globe sold at the various food carts in the area. If you're ever in P-town, use this handy guide to sample the best the street has to offer.

 What's good:
Fish and Chips
What to avoid:
Haggis Fudge Sundae


 What's good:
Hummus and Pita
What to avoid:
Falafelollipop

 What's good:
Grilled cheese sandwich
What to avoid:
Bread-free grilled cheese sandwich

 What's good:
Bánh canh
What to avoid:
Bánh canh'nt 

 What's good: 
Cabbage/sauerkraut soup
What to avoid:
Poison mushroom salad
 What's good:
Cuban sandwich
What to avoid:
Cigar stew

 What's good:
Bratwurst
What to avoid:
Catwurst

 What's good:
Roasted whole pig
What to avoid:
Handful of mushed poi

 What's good:
Greek salad
What to avoid:
Lamb nuggets

 What's good:
Kimchi (Fermented Cabbage)
What to avoid:
Kimchihuahua (Fermented Puppy) 

 What's good:
Arroz con Gandules
(rice with pigeon peas)

What to avoid:

Arroz con Gandole
s (rice with pigeon)


 What's good:  
Tandoori chicken
What to avoid:
Curried lemonade
 What's good: 
You can't pronounce it.
What to avoid:  
Anything still moving.

 What's good:
Goulash
What to avoid:
Chernobyl Pot Pie

 What's good:
 Prawn baguette
What to avoid: 
Holding up the line by asking what everything on the menu is

 What's good: 
أنا أحب القراءة كثي


What to avoid:

 لم أجد هذا الكتاب القديم

What's good
Pad Thai
What to avoid
Rat Thai

What's good
Enchiladas
What to avoid
Day-old tacos


What's good
Halawa
What to avoid
Pharaoh Joe's Mystery Meat Pyramid


6 comments:

  1. Personally, I prefer the كشرى.

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  3. "Kimchihuahua" - Oh Mercy - I just spit coffee all over the keyboard! Nothing beats laughter for starting the work day!

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  4. You are HILARIOUS!!! Love what to avoid!

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  5. ha ha another funny as **** post.

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  6. Haha love the 'what to avoid' stuff...curried lemonade, really???

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