Monday, May 20, 2013

A Few More Weight Loss Nursery Rhymes

Pussy Jack, Pussy Jack

Pussy Jack, Pussy Jack, why you so weak?”
“Hey, I’m back in the gym to improve my physique.”
“Pussy Jack, Pussy Jack, can’t you lift more than that?”
“Spot me – I’m going for twelve and a half!”

Sing a Song of Six Pounds

Sing a song of six pounds,

A loss upon the scale
Four and twenty workouts
That plus eating well.
When the month was over,

The results could not be clearer
Isn’t that a fitter dude

He sees there in the mirror?

Frère Jack Sh*t

Are you eating?

Are you eating?

Blogger Jack.
Blogger Jack.

Weigh-in day is coming.
Weigh-in day is coming.

Dumb ding-dong.
Dumb ding-dong..


  1. Now I'm gonna have the Pussy Jack melody stuck in my head all day long. Thanks, bud. O_O

  2. The only one that comes to me is that one about Jack Sprat... who could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, but (.....) between them both, they licked the platter clean.
    ...Love your sense of humour & thanks for a laugh after spending a few depressing hours reading about people's online weight problems....



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