It's Raining, It's Pouring
I’m struggling, I’m aching.
My weight loss plan’s stagnating.
I ate too much,
I feel like sludge.
My future I’m forsaking.
I’m peaking, improving.
I’ve got my poor bod moving.
I’m eating right,
My pant’s less tight.
Bad habit’s I am losing.
Lucy Losing’s Been Reducing
Lucy Losing’s been reducing.
Jackie Sh*t has not been.
Lucy’s head is held up high,
While Jack’s still got a triple chin.
Yesterday Upon the Scale
Yesterday upon the scale
I saw a weight that make me wail.
And so I changed the things I do.
Today I saw a loss. Woo hoo!
This Little Piggy Went To Market
This little piggy
Went to market .
This little piggy
Shopped smart.
This little piggy
Looked at junk food.
This little piggy
Said "No!"
And this little piggy cried,
"Wee, wee, wee, wee, I ain’t no piggy no mo.”
Run-A-Mile, Run-A-Mile
Run-a-mile, run-a-mile joggin’ man.
Run me a mile as fast as you can.
Run it and log it, even if it made you retch
And when it’s all over, don’t forget to stretch.
Fair-a Jack Sh*t
Are you eating?
Are you eating?
Brother Jack
Brother Jack
Weigh-in Day is coming .
Weigh-in Day is coming .
Dumb Ding-Dong.
Dumb Ding-Dong.
Peter Popper
Peter Popper popped a pack of Dr. Pepper;
A pack of Dr. Pepper Peter Popper popped;.
Cuz Peter Popper popped a pack of Dr. Pepper
Peter Popper found that he had consumed 900 empty calories without abating his hunger whatsoever.
THE DAILY SCALEY
One, two, three, four... I lost an ounce or more.
Five, six, seven, eight... left those French fries on my plate.
