More Signs Your Mom Is a Fit Blogger

• Your macaroni-and-cheese has no pasta or dairy products in it.

• House gets egged every Halloween because she gives kids tiny bags of kale chips.

• Activity for your birthday party is a 10K fun run.

• Instead of Tickle-Me-Elmo, she got you Yoga-Me-Grover.

• That jug of what you thought was delicious green Kool-Aid in the fridge wound up being disgusting wheatgrass juice.

• You’re so embarrassed at the playground when Mom does a dozen chin-ups on the swingset.

• Santa brought you a PlaySkool elliptical.

• You’d give your last hexbug for one crispy tator tot!

• Only Wii game she lets you play is one where you have to spin around in place as fast as you can for an hour.

• Plain freakin’ yogurt!

• Every time she runs out of stuff to write about, you gotta do something cute to save the day.

• McDonald’s? What the hell is McDonald’s?


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Signs Your Mom is a Fit Blogger

• You’ve got bugs in your teeth from riding in jogging stroller



• You know all the fitness center day care center workers by name

• Your breakfast today was scrambled eggs and #hashtags



• You have highest Klout score of anyone in your kindergarten class

• She freakin’ tweets every motherf*ckin’ cute thing that comes out of your mouth



• You're only kid on your block that doesn't know what Sour Patch Kids taste like

• Her idea of “fun” birthday party is a 5K run and a piñata filled with raw veggies

• Quickest way to get her attention is to leave comment on her blog



• You live in constant fear that you're gonna read about the bed-wetting incident from two years ago on her site



• Your lunch is healthy, colorful and has had 1,200 views on Pinterest