She acknowledged that a person has “to make changes in your life” but apparently, Deen isn't quite ready for a full-scale nutritional overhaul.
TMZ posted a photo of Deen cramming down a cheeseburger and fries this week while on a Caribbean cruise.
My prediction for future Deen sightings…
• Caught eating fried shrimp right out of an industrial-sized fry daddy in back of Red Lobster kitchen
• Stopped by airport security trying to smuggle gallon jug of boiled custard onto flight
• Discovered hot-boxing a Philly cheesesteak during commercial break of Today Show appearance
• Photographed by grocery store security camera drinking entire bottle of Thousand Island dressing
• Shows up dressed in Girl Scout uniform to pick up 200 boxes of Thin Mints
• Wins “who-can-eat-most-sticks-of-butter-in-10-minutes” bet against competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi
• College kid at Taco Bell takes cellphone movie of Paula’s 2 a.m. taco frenzy
• Reportedly slaps a waitress who brings her a side of fresh fruit instead of the bowl of mayonnaise she asked for
• Panicked 9-1-1 call ends up with authorities finding Deen’s unsconscious body in a hot tub filled with rotel dip
