Ultimate Healthy Super Bowl Party Tips

• Seven bites of 7-layer dip, followed by 77 dips. 

• Freshly grilled seahawk steaks.

• Instead of beer, serve lite water.

• Line up 10 treadmills side-by-side for guests to use while watching game (don’t worry… after the game you can just dismantle them all and build ONE SUPER TREADMILL!)

• A couple of easy ways to get everyone’s heart rate up is to get all your guests to jog in place for one minute and/or pull the plug from the TV during a really exciting play.

• Cottage cheesecake.

• Make the party BYOBC (“Bring Your Own Bok Choy”)

• Halftime half-marathon.

• Throw flag for “Unhealthylike conduct” any time anyone eats a potato chip.

• Chicago deep-dish air pudding.

• Every time anybody kicks a field goal, everybody does 10 leg lifts.

• Instead of watching the big game, read everyone excerpts from my blog. 

Healthy Super Bowl Party Ideas

• Mount big-screen TV on back of pick-up truck and have someone drive it on 10K course while everyone jogs behind

• Figs-in-a-blanket

• Every time team gets a first down, everybody does 10 lunges

• Halftime Zumba

• Salami? No. Kohlrabi? Yes!

• Keg of fresh, cold aqua

• Serve a huge bowl of M&M’s (melons and mangoes)

• Every time announcer says “They have to establish their running game,” everybody has to eat a stalk of celery.

• Move all furniture out of living room and have guests re-enact each play during game

• Football-shaped beet-loaf

• Have each guest predict final score and loss on next weigh-in

• AstroTurf appetizers (wheatgrass on melba toast)

• Instead of chips-n-dip, how’s about prunes-n-prawns?

One last thing: whatever you do, please don’t invite me to your Super Bowl party if you plan on following any of these tips!