“And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed!
Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!”
– Dr. Seuss
Man, all this talk about cancelling Dr. Seuss got me thinking about how many posts I did parodying the good doc...
The Beetches
The Cat in the Fat
Lean Legs and Ass
Sh*twick the Big-Bottomed Goof
Oh, The Changes You Can Change
How The Binge Stole Fit-Mas
The Lardass
If I Ran the Store
Those are some of my fav posts...
Yes, I got my five-mile walk in. Yes, I'm still doing okay on my diet. Geez, give it a rest, will ya?
